I just realized there's a perfect successor name for Beefy Miracle: "Me
GNUsta"
It's related to the previous name (both are meaty) and it's true because
we love GNU, even though it's all kinds of weird
Conveniently, someone has already done the artwork:
http://imgur.com/knjUd
:)
P.S. For those who don't get it: see
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/me-gusta